The beast is at it again!!!!

if u feel bored recently, let me entertain u w a story.
the below story is based on TRUE (n i mean true) events of life.however, the names had been changed to protect the identities of the victims.
dun ask me who. u shd noe.
here goes.


long long time ago (nt so long la), earth was juz a huge piece of land. as there were no boundaries around, there were numerous wars between humans and beasts, fighting for the control of land. eventually, the human race won the war as they were smarter (u bet), n oso more good looking (of cos la) than the beasts. bcos of the long war, the beasts were near extinct, except for one. however, humans tot that one beast won't do any harm to their race, so they choose to ignore its existence n get on w life.
the beast was left alone.
maybe it was due to the loneliness that sets in, the beast started to hav illusions n delusion. it tot that it is the most good looking creature on earth, w mighty powers n powerful resources (note, this is delusion). so nt long after the war, the beast strikes again.
it proceeded by be-friending the princess (part of delusion too, it was actually an old woman) of the human race, tried to get close to her.the old woman was lonely too, so she accepted it as her fren. the beast eventually fell in love w the old woman, thinking dat she loves him too. however, we all noe that it is nt true. the old woman was juz loney.
one fine day, the old woman's husband came bk from a long long excursion (dun ask me what. juz part of the story) n found the beast in his hse. pissed, the old man shooed the beast out of his hse, turned around, n killed the old woman.
the beast was devastated. he vowed to revenge.
the old man did a good job by chasing the beast out of the hse, so as appreciation, the king invited the old man for a dinner session at the palace M (dun ask me y M. ur IQ shd b high enuff to noe).
dinner was fantastic, n the old man enjoyed alot. the royalties were v friendly n nice to the old man. the old man was happy. after dinner, the royalties brought the old man to the backyard for a chat. they were chatting by the river happily, when they saw the beast approaching. the beast saw the old man so happy (broken english, but hack), it buay song. so, it jumped onto the old man n started to roar at him (y roar oni la, bo ji). the old man shouted back. after a raoring war, the beast released the old man n ran away.
as it ran, a script fell out from the pocket (yes, it still wear clothes. civilised world, mind u) of his pants.
one of the scholar from the palace was an expert in beast-teo-logy, so he translated the script into english for ur better understanding.
info of the script is as below:

Regards to what pple say perhaps they r jealous. That all. I dun give a damn to them. Y cared about how pple look at me??? In life, I know that I am a step ahead of them. Have a farm (aka career), bull-cart (aka car) and powerful martial arts (aka degree) in the coming next year
(oh, so mighty huh? but y u still lost the war to humans? obviously, u need to re-look into ur assests and the std of ur evaluation.)

Perhaps, in life, understanding, forgiving and empathy will make the world a better place.
(huh? who is the one whom jumped onto the old man n roared at him?)

So talkative last time now become so quiet
(u v quiet now meh? always ask stupid questions n act smart.)

Pls be a man; a real man
(u r nt even one. shouting at ppl openly doesn't make u one either)

Show me that you are a man; a real man; not a man holding your pants like an ant
(aiyo, y u like ant so much? tell u already, u r nt even one. anyway, y muz show u? u wan to c penis ah?)

end of story. a bit boring though. but mind u, it it a true story.
the world is juz full of bad losers n morons.