What will u do?

i've encountered the following scenerios during the past few weeks.
i'm curious though.
what will others do if they were me?

scenerio 1:

u were having ur haircut. u happen to noe ur hairdresser pretty well, n thus, he starts chatting w u. however, u had a v bad day, n u do nt want to open ur mouth. will u:
1) close ur eyes n act "sleeping"
2) LL. give one word answers.
3) tell the guy to shut up.
4) ignore him.
5) others (pls specify)

scenerio 2:

u decide to keep quiet, n ur hairdresser knows that u do nt wish to tok, so he kept quiet. so during the course of the "hair cutting session", what will u do?
1) pick up a magazine n read
2) keep staring at ur hair in the mirror, c hw it was being trimmed
3) look around the saloon
4) close ur eyes n sleep
5) stare at the hairdresser

scenerio 3:

u went to the dentist over the weekend. the dentist happen to b a lady. while she's "working" w ur teeth, u hav nothing to do. will u:
1) look into her eyes
2) look at the "ufo" that is in ur mouth
3) close ur eyes
4) stare blankly in front
5) others

scenerio 4:

u applied for a job thru an agency, the consultant called u on ur hp. juz when u were abt to hang up, she asked "hav u gone for NS? y u nv go for NS?"
what will u tell her if u were me?
there r no choices for this.

c'mon ppl, give me ur answers. leave ur answers in the "comments" box.
i'm v curious hw others will react.
give me fun n innovative answers.
the winner will get a kong guan biscult from me.
hahaha.