Wednesday, February 21, 2007

CNY???? NO thanks!!

i officially announce that cny is the most dreaded festival in my dicitonary.
i hate it.
to hell w all those ang baos. i rather nt to hav them.
cos during cny, all the shops r nt open for biz, the theatres n ktv will all b filled to the brim w aimless souls, n most of us will hav to stay at hm (aka do nothing) as an obligation.
worse still, when the whole world is having holidays, I HAVE TO WORK.
absolutely devastating.

nothing interesting happened during this long long weekend.
but, but, but......
i wan to complain abt the lousy lousy supper i had in Mr. Bean on sunday.
utterly disappointing.
a few of us went for supper on sunday after a midnite shw (just follow law). after much discussion, we've decided to go to Mr. Bean (sure open one la). so, ya, we walked there, managed to find seats inside.
all the tables r nt cleared, despite the fact that there were no customers there (ok, nvm, i noe they r busy). so, we cleared the tables n took the seats.
after the super attitude problem waitress took our orders, M realised that she've forgotten her appetizers, so she called the waitress over n ordered "chix drumlets" (appetizer hor). the waitress nodded.
then, i was served my drinks. i ordered camomile tea. well, the teapot came. wout the cup.
i asked the waitress (ya, the one w AP) for the cup.
i waited.
10 mins, still no cup.
i waited again.
after 20 mins, i saw her strolling to my seat, n yes, w a cup n saucer. then, as she was putting down the cup, she asked me (in a non-chalant tone) "oni one cup rite?"
ok, i shd hav specifically say i wan oni 1 CUP FOR ONE POT OF TEA.
wtf.
then, after we've all finished our main course, the chix drumlets r still no where in sight (i mean, shdn't appetizers come b4 the main? correct me if i'm wrong).
this is where the nitemare begins.
20 mins after we finished our mian course, another waitress strolled to our tables w 2 CHIX CHOP.
hello???? cant u c all the empty plates on our tables????
ok, nvm. we told her we didnt order the chop but the drumlets. she gave us a blur look, then went back to the cashier to confirm the order.
after 1 min, she came back w 1 plate of chix chop, n put it on our table.
tsk, deaf or wat?
nvm, we told her nicely again, that we DID NOT ORDER chix chop, we oni order chix drumlets.
she looked blur again, went back to her supervisor n told him.
the sup looked at the order chit, came back w the chix chop again.
"excuse me, did u order the chop???" he asked.
wtf.
we repeated our stories again (at this point of time, i'm shouting vulgaritites inside my heart)
we waited for the drumlets.
still nv come.
after 15 mins, the AP waitress came to us, n asked "u ordered chix chop juz now rite? y u dun wan now?"
ta ma de.
i tell u, i was so pissed already.
but M was nice enuff to repeat her story (AGAIN) to her.
the AP waitress then went back to the kitchen, mumbling to herself.
one of the chef came out, asked her loudly "wat happen? y the chop still here?"
she told him "the customer cancel order" (knn, since when la)
the freaking old man then shouted "y cancel????? can like that one meh?"
i was waiting for him to come out n confront us, then limpeh can screw him on his wrinkled blad head.
but he didnt. (good for him)
after 45 mins of waiting, we decided to give up.
we asked for the bill.
lucky i checked the bill 1st (i dun usually do that, but i hav a hunch that smth will cock up that day). they charged us for the chix chop.
so, i nicely told the waiter (whom brought me the bill) that we did nt hav the chix chop.
he went back to the cashier.
then, our miss AP came to us (AGAIN), n asked "u all dun wan the chix chop?"
WAT THE FUCK IS WRONG W THESE PEOPLE??????
the bloody brain went for holiday is it? or she dun hav one in the 1st place???
how many freaking times do we hav to repeat?????
then i freaked out.
i told her "NO, WE DIDNT ORDER IT ."
she gave me a fucked up face n went back to the cashier to make the change.
what
is
wrong
w
them
?

ok, i noe, its a busy day, n its 3am in the morning.
but shdnt u juz give me the correct attitude?
juz by remembering wat the customers said to u????
v difficult meh?????
cant tahan.
i tell u, no more nxt time.
i rather eat grass than to go to Mr Bean again.
btw, this MR Bean is the one near parklane, nt the sell tau hway one.
sigh.
hw i missed Danny's.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

wa..impressive story..after our movie on the 1st day of CNY? I went Mr Bean b4 seems ok leh...well
damn sway...especially when u were super hungry that nite. Yup! lucky M was ard...otherwise shio pa liao. hahah...as fann wong says...NB!

Take care...

Ann