Monday, December 18, 2006

New manager syndrome, Sng Buays vs Giam Ga Na

New Manager Syndrome

Those whom r nt into soccer, u can skip this part.
i'm so bloody tired nw.
Man U lost the fucking match last nite. n i'm so pissed, until i cant sleep.
its nt funny ok.
they played like wat they played last yr. boring, no creativiy, too cocky.
to sum up, one word.
L.O.U.S.Y
knn.
n west ham suddenly played like nv b4, v motivated.
it muz b the new manager.
there's this thing in epl called the new manager syndrome, whereby player got motivated bcos a new manager come in.
this was the case i supposed.
n their tactic against Man U definitely work.
they went where ever the ball went. all crowd where e bloody ball went, end up i c so many west ham players (3-4) wherever the ball went.
win liao lor.
n bloody chelsea is so good la.
they play like shit, wout terry they play boring too.
but they r capable for coming from behind (no dirty tots pls).
tim howard shd noe dat.
fucking idiot. he was out of his line when chelsea scored their 3 goals. all from outside the penalty box.
no wonder fergie dun wan him
go fuck off la.
ccb.
n dats wat Man U cant do. they lose, they lose. wun come from behind.
i'm so mad now.
whoever asked me wat happen last nite will get it from me.
u will nt b my fren again.
ever.
yes, i'm this pissed.
so shut up.

Sng Buay vs Giam Ga Na

on an entirely diff note, HZ had been infusing me w gossips abt her immediate boss.
seemed like the whole office is against him now.
poor guy.
erm, well, he deserved it though.
he is a lousy boss, nv did his work (poor HZ always gana arrow. sayang sayang), n eat alot.
n i mean alot.
after causing much annoyance w his non-chalant attitude in work, he made it worse by having a not-giving-a-flying-fucking-damn-to-other-ppl's-feeling-n-i-am-the-king-here-so-shut-the-fuck-up-or-i-will-eat-u-up mentality.
HZ's big boss juz came back from UK w a few tins of v v expensive harrods biscults (one tin=6 pcs i think) for the ppl in office to share among themselves. well, they placed it in a common area whereby everyone can get it (which is think is quite stupid la). so, this guy came in early in the morning n start tucking in wout leaving some behind for others.
the tin of biscults was like left w 2 pcs(?) after he came out for another round of helpings.
HZ was so angry, so she n others hide the leftover biscults in their drawers.
guess wat.

guy: (came out after 20 mins) eh? where is the biscult?
HZ: oh, we kept it.
guy: but y?
HZ: oh, cos a few of them r on leave today, so we need tp KEEP SOME for them
guy: oh? is it?
HZ: ya.
guy: can i hav some more?
HZ:...............

HZ cant do anything, being oni a subordinate, she had to let him eat more.
rubbish.
for this, the whole office called him Giam Ga Na (salty olives) now.
n the story dun end here.
apparently, one of the colleague came bk from korea the nxt day w some (some oni hor) seaweed to share.
no prize for guessing wat happen.
the Giam Ga Na (GGN) pulled the same tricks again.
n he finished half a packet of seaweed by himself.
again.

dis irritated all the others.
so they declared war w him.
i find this so childish (but so funny).
so i had officially named the war as "The Sng Buays vs Giam Ga Na"
y sng buay (sour plums)?
cos all the workers in that office r ladies.
nw u noe y they r so childish?
heeee.....
but the GGN really too much la.
machiam yao gui, nv eat b4 is it?

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