Mulan porn?????

my sis was telling us dat day dat her fren's sis wanted to download the cartoon "mulan". the cartoon ended up to b a porn by the same name.
mulan????

anyway, was toking to my sis last nite b4 we sleep, cos we were suspecting dat my bro is downloading porn.

me: eh, he say dun off the internet, he using.
sis: orh.
me: download porn i think
sis: sure one la.
me: aiyo, y we take for granted
sis: he dun hav anything to load except porn mah
me: true la.....
after 5 mins.
me: eh, mulan.
sis: huh?
me: sekali he go download the mulan. porn.
sis: hahahahaha.........
me: i tell u, if there is really a porn call mulan, sure v fantastic one
sis: huh? y?
me: most of the porn dun hav story one mah. if hav storyline oso v lousy one. mulan lagi best. porn from the history.
sis:........... (starts to laugh)
me: then ah, they hav to invest in the costume la, cos mulan is in the gu dai (olden days), so muz hav armour one. but the shw oni 2 person la. cut cost.
sis: WTF!!!! (laughing non stop)
me: then the story lagi best. muz do trilogy.
sis: wah lau eh, the whole 2 hrs do nothing but fu** ah?
me: xiao! where gt porn so long one. the most 45 mins la.
sis: is it????
me: ya. so ah (i started to tok like the director of the shw), the part 1 of mulan will take place in the camp. she disguise as a man, mix into the camp. but gana found out by the general whom f*** her when he knew mulan is a she.
sis: (laughing hysterically)
me: then part 2, will happen on a horse.
sis: y horse?
me: cos war sure gt horse one mah.
sis: hahahahahahahaha
me: part 2 will oni last for half an hour la, cos too tired to do it on a horse. stunt. then part 3 will happen in the enemy camp.
sis: y?
me: cos mulan wo di (undercover). go to the other camp, found out that the guys r more handsome so go scr** by them.
sis: alamak!!! y wo di la. (laugh until no strength)
me: muz le, cos war mah, sure muz send spy. gd story rite? happy ending leh.
sis: wah lau. u go n b director la.
me: yaya. maybe i will sweep the awards.
sis: wtf.

after the conversation, my sis n i were coughing like hell from all the laughing.
ham bin man.

ps: the above conversation is another part from the "useless family conversation" category. it is nt meant to shw any discrimination or what so ever. any inconvenience (spelling) is regretted.
(nt happy dun read)

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