The Joker

Warning: spoilers ahead.
Double warning: not suitable for aged under 21 or over 70.
Triple warning: Vulgarities included.


went to watch the dark knight yesterday.
3 words i utter after the show.
what the fuck.
ya, dats the response i gave.
maybe due to the hype abt the show, i was disappointed. too high hopes.
sigh.
let me tell u why i find this show nt up to my standard.

1) the batman is a wimp (aka no balls)

yes yes, i noe. batman gt a humane touch in this show. they r trying to tell us dat super heros (he claim not. bullshit) also have feelings, also face dilemma, etc etc.
trust me, i hav been around long enuff to figure out wat msg the show is trying to get across.
but well, for a start, batman IS batman (cant he choose a better creature/animal?) bcos he is filthy rich. damn rich. rich until can invest in high tech stuff to b hero (if limpeh so rich, i will spend my money to hire some crooks n launder money for me liao. fight crime for wat. jia ba bo sai bang).
he's nt firm, nt strong, gt weird voice when he's superhero (gt sore throat or the head gear too tight?), oni abt yan dao, and cant even keep the woman he loves.
super wimpy.
actually, he's juz a rich spoilt brat wanting to relish his super hero fantasy.
dats all.
not my fav hero.

2) the Joker not aggressive enuff

i was expecting MORE violence and madness from the joker. yes, ledger has done a great great job, w the voice n the expressions. v good performance. but yet, it can b done better if the sound effects can b stronger, the story more sadist (nt dark enuff). i was laughing when he pull out all his tricks against batman. made batman looked like a moron. well done. but nt good enuff. i still prefer the one done by jack nickelson (spelling?).
gimme more blood n violence.
n madness.

3) the female lead is damn freaking FUGLY

0.5/10.
i gave her 0.5 points simply bcos she a woman.
i noe, v mean for me to say dat.
but hello, this is hollywood rite? where r all the HOT BABES????
i juz cant convince myself dat batman and the DCA fall for this fugly woman, love her like nobody's biz.
hey, this is entertainment rite? please give me a face dat can make me feel happy la.
for ur information, i pay to watch the show. gives me the right to comment.

*fugly = fucking ugly

ok.
enuff criticisms.
there r parts of the show i liked though.

the cruise ship part.
when the burly criminal threw the control into the sea.
POWER.
to hell w civilisation.
stop stereotyping.
we live in a cold n unfair world.
pls give chance for others to lead a normal life.
everyone deserves it like u do.

oh, nt forgetting the part when joker (w the nurse uniform) strolled out of the hospital n blew it into pieces.
destruction.
i like.
hahahaha.

they shd make a show, titled "JOKER".
i sure watch.
satisfy my craving for violence.
hahahaha.
yes, i am a sadist.